May 2013
May 20th
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May 18th
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Oh whoa. My tumblr has been like… dead. Yet all these new people started following me? Well, hello! Nice to meet you.
May 17th
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May 17th
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So uh. Really rough sex is great and all… until I find the 5million+ painful bite marks and hickeys everywhere… and have to actually spend time putting make-up on certain ones so I don’t look like a whore while at work… at a private golf club. But let’s be honest. I smile when I look at them in their mirror… and giggle when I see all the marks I’ve left on...
May 17th
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May 14th
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May 8th
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May 3rd
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April 2013
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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How sexy is your name?
amparasrevenge: sekusen: nighttray: mass-destruction: shaymew: zeff-draws: zodiaccity: Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)  - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST   A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 20th
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That unyielding feeling of wanting to tell someone...
So you keep it bottled up inside and it hurts to know how much you care for them.
Apr 18th
Apr 17th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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immiqrant: it has gotten to a point where I don’t even care what my blog looks like anymore
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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onefitmodel: Marriage is not about religion. Atheists marry. Marriage is not about procreation. The infertile marry. Marriage is not about finance. It can weave poverty. Marriage is about love. That’s it. And that’s beautiful.
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Whoever put Homestuck in my Sims… fuck you. I love you all but fuck you.
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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My Meet and Greet with Gaston
Gaston: *leans against the railing* Well hello there... *winks*
Me: *copies him* Hello to you too....I sat in your chair in the tavern.
Gaston: You sat in my chair? That chair's too big for you.
Me: No its not!
Gaston: oh....So....you like it big?
Me:
Little children:
Random Parents:
My mom: WOOO HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Father said if this post gets 100k notes he will...
flockofflamingos: thelastasiantimelord: lunadonna: I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS ONE. Now THIS I will reblog
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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