I'm crazy about... Well hey, I'm just crazy.
Oh whoa.
My tumblr has been like… dead. Yet all these new people started following me? Well, hello! Nice to meet you.
AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
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COULSON
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So uh. Really rough sex is great and all… until I find the 5million+ painful bite marks and hickeys everywhere… and have to actually spend time putting make-up on certain ones so I don’t look like a whore while at work… at a private golf club. But let’s be honest. I smile when I look at them in their mirror… and giggle when I see all the marks I’ve left on him.
“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi
I love this so much.
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Katsucon Maid Café ‘Cherry Tea’ is Now Accepting Applications!
Check us out guys! It’ll be really swell to have you wonderful lad’s and ladies there to try out!
Do you ever just have one of those days?
Shout out to Michelle. Incinerate those who would fuck with you.
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Justin Timberlake and Daft Punk | Lucky Suit & Tie (MASHUP)
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How considerate!
or she could wear shoes that don’t fuck up her feet. or if she’s super attached to that lifestyle she could, you know walk on the fucking sidewalk that is litterally right next to here
Or just do what I do… walk on the balls of your feet. It’s really not that hard.
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)
- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST
- A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
- G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
- N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
- U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23
Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!Darius = 852
Joseph=420
…oh…
Thomas=773
Albert = 1064. Get at me.
Ethan = 1110
BABY BABY BABY BABY
BABY BABY BABY BABY1133
My name is a secret???
Autumn = 1002
I am not lying when I say my siblings and I had all this shiz growing up.
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So you keep it bottled up inside and it hurts to know how much you care for them.
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Once upon a December. Anastasia in Russian. This would be the language that she would have sang in. Everything just seems more genuine and real.
May or may not have chills right now.
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After the worldwide success of “Gangnam Style”, PSY returns with a brand-new single, “Gentleman”. The new track follows the same route as the previous one, but if you ask me, it’s better as a song. It actually has a beat that’s building slowly into something freaking addictive. It’s the perfect song for twerking and will definitely make people in the clubs go crazy. “Gentleman” is a banger that will get stuck in your head in zero time thanks to that beat. Even if you’re reading this in disgust, just hit “play” and you’ll soon find yourself shaking the head up ‘n’ down (yes, this is a reference).
FLAWLESS
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